"What should I do with my life, God? Just give me a sign. Okay, a just hint. One hint! Would it kill you? No, it wouldn't. Because you're God and God can't die. Come on!"
Luckily, there are people on this planet who a think beyond themselves. That's really nice of them. Personally, I can't handle the anxiety that comes with larger than life thinking. If I start taking on the really big questions, my brain my burst or my heart heart might stop or my vagina might fall off.
Wait, would a vagina fall off or out?
Probably out. Yeah, it would sort of eject itself from your pelvis like a fighter pilot ejects from an airplane that's going down with the whole uterus connected like a pork colored parachute.
As you just witnessed, A. my plate is rather full with everyday life queries and B. I'm gross.
Have a great Sunday!