Medical Daily, June 12, 2012
Female, tea drinker, potpourri maker. Fifty years old and 50 pounds overweight. Always has her nails painted a pale, shimmering pink. Has a fear of mice and an allergy to wheat. About to celebrate 28 years of marriage. Has never left the US due to her husband's fear of travelling.
Female, Portland, OR plays upright bass, banjo, ukelele, and accordion in several old timey Americana bands. Throws pottery. Makes pizza. Is learning to ride a motorcycle and brew beer. Hates herself for needing so much attention. Is about to meet the man of her dreams.