My birthday is a few weeks away and as usual, I hate that. So maybe you'd like to be a pal. Maybe you'd like to think about ME, for once. MY NEEDS and PSYCHOTIC feelings about getting OLD. Instead of directing me towards a THERAPIST (again), perhaps you'd rather go into DEBT to buy me these select items from the Dolce and Gabbana Spring 2013 collezione.
What? Is that a collective YES that I hear? Aw, jeez. You guys are the BEST!