Me being the smart ass that I am, made sure to snap pictures of the most Euro names that I could find.
As well as the most confusing English that I could find.
Such hope. Such damp-eyed beauty. I want you Marie-Ange and Henri, and you Rolf and Gunilla, and you Nigel and Nigel, I want you all to make it. I don't want any of you to have to come back to the Eiserner Steg late at night with a hacksaw to remove the rusted evidence of an emotion that was once so innocent and bright.
Oh, Dani. Oh, Ryan. Oh, yes!. Make it last forever.