All men are idiots.
All women are crazy.
Why the hell hasn't anyone told me this sooner? I could have saved a lot of energy had I just never expected a dude to grow a little something between his ears or had just known my girlfriends have to be the center of negative attention. I could have put a down payment on a house with all the money I've wasted on therapy. Hell, I could have at least bought a trailer with all the money I spent on booze trying to forget it all!
So, thanks, Bernardo. I don't know whether to hug you or slug you, but since I'm crazy I'll just do both then cry about it when I'm done.
|One Idiot, One Crazy|