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Monday, March 4, 2013

Apartment 4K

Real estate in New York City is a delicate thing. Stars have to align, spirits have to be summoned, and prayers have to be answered. All that is going on right here, right now, my friends. That is why we, Raina and Murray, aka The Triders aka Team Trider, are asking you to....

We don't care if your candle is big or small, blessed or secular. We just need your kind thoughts and open hearts for we are up for an apartment in a new building on the waterfront in Brooklyn. And, as the locals say, it's mad tight, yo. Check it out:

So, if you have a moment, please contact God, The Goddess, The Universe, Jesus, Mary, Joseph, Mohammed, Buddha, Abraham, Elijah, Shiva, Vishnu, Zeus, Hera or Obama our behalf, we'd really appreciate it. And visualize us in apartment 4K!

1 comment:

  1. I am lighting candles because I will have to pay a visit to the Stay Skinny Room after my litter comes! Gonna do some Serbian voodoo for you two! xoxoxo