When having to name a preschool on Keap Street in Brooklyn, an adult might go for..
The Geographical - Keap Street Preschool
The Pun - A Pea Grows in Brooklyn
The Religious - Our Lady of Shame
The Corporate - Your Little Genius, Inc.
The Urban Hippy - Preschool of Peace
The Urban Hipster - Chalk
The Cutesy - Itty Bitty Critters
The Sentimental - Tiny Blessings
The Highfalutin' - La Petite Academy Developmental Day School and College Prep
Only a group of kids via a hands-up vote would come up with pure kickassidy of this: