Andy Cohen, former head of development at Bravo, executive producer of all the Real Housewives shows, and current host of Watch What Happens: Live, announced that he is developing a new series entitled, I Slept with a Celebrity. As I am a daughter from the City of Angels, it will come as no surprise that yes, I have done sex with several celebrities.
In LA, bedding the acclaimed is a right of passage. It's the way you become not just a woman but a cool, invite-me-to-your-Botox-party kind of woman. Look, I wasn't born into a "culture" with "God" or "standards." I was never going to have a quinceañera or bat mitzvah. But cramped afternoons of passion in a leased Camry behind the Fox lot with a day player from House, MD? Mine. All mine.
Before I spill the beans on all the famous sheets I've soiled, I want to make one thing clear: this is in no way meant to make those of you from smaller, less glamorous places feel that sleeping with a celebrity is somehow out of your reach. It is in your reach! You can definitely do what I did. But you'll have to be creative.
Is there a car dealer or refrigerator repair guy in your area who stars in his own commercials? That's a celebrity!
Who does the morning weather in your town? Trust me, those guys are always up for some sunshine!
Is the highest paid person in your community a beige shorts wearing, whistle blowing, headset donning high school football coach? They do TV interviews all the time! Sleep. With. Him.
Okay, I've held out long enough (not my strong suit). Here's just some of the celebrities I've done.